NanoDesu is transitioning to Machine Translation! (HAPPY APRIL FOOLS’ DAY!)

THIS WAS OUR 2015 APRIL FOOLS’ DAY JOKE. YOU CAN READ THE DEBRIEFING HERE.

Hey all,

We have some very exciting news. After much consideration of current trends, we here at NDTL are proud to announce that to provide the fastest and most accurate service to our readers (and with no additional effort to boot), from now on all of our projects will be translated by old reliable machine translation. Research has shown (see: the seminal works of Professor Gene Roddenberry) that machines are just as capable as humans of processing language, and projections show that you should expect a phenomenal 24% increase in accuracy in our work, pushing our accuracy above the previously unsurpassed 100% limit.

For those of you who are still skeptical, don’t worry. We are also pleased to announce that after tireless collaboration with leading industry professionals, we have developed a proprietary machine translation software we will be using exclusively. Rest assured that unlike all pre-existing machine translators, this one actually works. We have opened our translator to open beta, so you can try it out yourself!

We look forward to implementation of these brilliant new tools for all projects (past present and future), and expect this to definitively launch our translation group into the 20th Century. We hope you look forward to it too!

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35 thoughts on “NanoDesu is transitioning to Machine Translation! (HAPPY APRIL FOOLS’ DAY!)”

kingmega on April 1, 2015 at 5:26 am said:

First!

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- kingmega on April 1, 2015 at 5:27 am said:
  
  YAY! MTL! ❤
  
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  - Haha on April 1, 2015 at 2:57 pm said:
    
    Mtl is much better than an ordinary tl!!! ❤ so much faster!
    
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    - Atamahead027 on April 1, 2015 at 5:20 pm said:
      
      hmm, well that’s not really the case since, most of em don’t do a recheck to the words. faster doesn’t mean better if its not accurate. just like a sniper riffle and SMG fired at long long range. but i believe nanodesu translator also know this and doing their job accurately even if they use MTL. I hope so
      
      wait….. don’t tell me you are trolling out there . . . today . . . wait thats yesterday is April mop
      
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herocynt on April 1, 2015 at 5:33 am said:

Hehe.., It’s another troll 😀

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TamaSaga on April 1, 2015 at 5:38 am said:

It’s like a magic 8 ball!

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The Esteemed 5th Holy Sheeprabbit, Estelion Sharlulu Asheel Vinchance Celenalia di ef Falufiluu'Luufilaafee (The 35th) on April 1, 2015 at 5:42 am said:

すっげー

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- anon on April 1, 2015 at 6:00 am said:
  
  I see what you did there.
  
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  - The Esteemed 5th Holy Sheeprabbit, Estelion Sharlulu Asheel Vinchance Celenalia di ef Falufiluu'Luufilaafee (The 35th) on April 1, 2015 at 6:11 am said:
    
    what?
    
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    - hikaslap on March 31, 2016 at 7:51 pm said:
      
      what? also Estelion you should check out this year’s April Fools joke
      
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      - Grand Arbiter, Estelion Sharlulu Asheel Vinchance Celenalia di ef Falufiluu'Luufilaafee (The 35th) on March 31, 2016 at 10:23 pm said:
        
        Oh? Nano’s?
        
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        hikaslap on April 1, 2016 at 3:41 pm said:
        
        yes, it should be up now
        
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        Grand Arbiter, Estelion Sharlulu Asheel Vinchance Celenalia di ef Falufiluu'Luufilaafee (The 35th) on April 1, 2016 at 4:27 pm said:
        
        I’m kinda over the whole April Fool’s thing already. Why you Americans gotta be so far behind?
        
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        hikaslap on April 1, 2016 at 7:45 pm said:
        
        you talk about it like its nothing but your blog is so sparkly today =(
        
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        Grand Arbiter, Estelion Sharlulu Asheel Vinchance Celenalia di ef Falufiluu'Luufilaafee (The 35th) on April 1, 2016 at 4:28 pm said:
        
        I’ll admit, I laughed.
        
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        hikaslap on April 1, 2016 at 7:20 pm said:
        
        =) i laugh on things on your blog allllll the time
        
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Binhjamin on April 1, 2015 at 5:44 am said:

Looking forward toward more Amagi C:

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inu the dog on April 1, 2015 at 5:53 am said:

best translation ever “HELP THIS HENTAI IS TRYING TO MAKE ME SAY UNSPEAKABLE THINGS!” for the record it was not even a hentai damn it.

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christianns on April 1, 2015 at 6:04 am said:

I can’t use it XD

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Xiao Er on April 1, 2015 at 6:04 am said:

Wow, I guess another place to leave

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- NanoDesu on April 1, 2015 at 6:08 am said:
  
  You should try the beta translator before that. I’m sure you’ll change your mind 🙂
  
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- gnod5 on April 1, 2015 at 2:38 pm said:
  
  It’s an April Fools joke if you have yet to realize. Also why the hate?
  
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almostNEET on April 1, 2015 at 6:13 am said:

Bro
I wander how mooch time it take forr the ND translator…

its funny though. ^_^

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lygarx on April 1, 2015 at 6:39 am said:

not bad. I will keep it in mind.

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Nguyen Gia Thai on April 1, 2015 at 6:42 am said:

For a proper bait-and-poke, you should have released a MTLed-by-your-app chapter to illustrate this announcement. Drive people up the wall~
Too late now, of course.

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SoraSky on April 1, 2015 at 7:32 am said:

Muse-chan from amaburi is best girl

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Rumanshi on April 1, 2015 at 8:51 am said:

Too many April fools have been done for this to actually be believable. 😛

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bludflag on April 1, 2015 at 12:25 pm said:

My favorite is; you wanted me to translate something like that? Feed hikaslap something 18+ first, then we’ll talk.
Sure,I can do that xd

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mezonair on April 1, 2015 at 12:50 pm said:

This beats the kojima’s pt marketing scheme in a landslide.

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Gabrinius on April 1, 2015 at 4:48 pm said:

funny story…after 30 clicks, it translated what i paste.

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- TamaSaga on April 1, 2015 at 6:45 pm said:
  
  Oh god, I got rickrolled.
  
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antharidar on April 1, 2015 at 5:21 pm said:

I admit. This one made me chuckle.

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The one typing this on April 1, 2015 at 10:28 pm said:

Oh my God, this actually works! XD
I loved the wait a year for part 1, the Ayumu picture, the I can’t read Korean and the editor thing to make it readable XD

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jerkhov on April 2, 2015 at 1:19 am said:

Ask google-chan

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- The one typing this on April 2, 2015 at 3:24 am said:
  
  This software’s awesome XD
  Also, I thought the white-haired guy in the pic was Accelerator until a few moments ago.
  
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